Friday, January 26, 2007
We are OFFLINE…for 15 minutes
My feeling of 'gladness' sunk last week. While waiting for my turn at the post office in Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Kuala Lumpur, all of a sudden, a sign “JPJ offline” pop up on the service counter window. I was exasperated because I have been waiting for 30 minutes. Now the road transport system is not working. Suddenly it struck me, it was 10.30am and that may be the time government staff takes their tea break! So I sat still and observed. Believe it or not, 15 minutes later, the “JPJ offline” sign was taken off. The two customer service counters reopened. Business resumed as usual. However, the only difference is the customer service staff were chewing while servicing me.
Pos Malaysia charges RM2.00 for providing such service. The experience that day made me wonder the purpose of the RM2.00. Is it for the convenience service (what convenience?) or is it to buy tea and snacks? Hmmm.
I would be a really, really satisfied customer if I was offered some tea and snacks too while waiting! Bolehtak, Pos Malaysia?
Friday, January 19, 2007
You have my loyalty, Toys “R” Us
Zara has trendy clothes. Spanish-inspired design as they say. As my friend casually commented, Zara is so metrosexual. During the recent Christmas shopping, I bought shirts from Zara for the 1st time. (Oh dear! Am I turning into a sensual guy living in a metropolitan city?!). I splurged approximately RM500 on 3 shirts. Does that make me a loyal customer? Clearly the answer is no because it was my one and only purchase. Zara will never be able to convert me into a loyal customer because it doesn’t put the customer’s convenience first as compared to Toys “R” Us. Sale or not sale, Toys “R” Us allows full refund or exchange. In contrast, Zara displays prominent signs during the sale season that reads ‘No refund & No exchange during SALE period’. Is Zara implicitly saying that customers who pay less for a shirt will not enjoy the same privileges as a full price paying customer? I will not vow to buy all my shirts from Zara but I will vow to buy all the toys from Toys "R" Us.
Keep up the good job.
Yours faithfully,
Alan
* Note : I was ‘interrogated’ by the customer service staff at Giant Supermarket, 1Utama Shopping Centre, Petaling Jaya when I wanted to exchange a bottle of spoilt olives. After much debate and prolonged form filling, I got a new bottle of olives. I walked off feeling emotional exhausted. That is a classic 3rd class customer service. Go and experience it yourself!
Friday, January 12, 2007
Malaysia a Land of Smile?
Malaysia’s tagline to tourists is "Truly Asia". Sometimes, I wonder whether what Malaysia offers is truly Asia. As I think hard enough, I found several. In general, Asians don’t smile to strangers (except Thais), public toilets are dirty (except Singapore), taxis drivers con tourists (except Singapore), locals are courteous only to tourists (except tourists from 3rd world countries). I may be accused of being unpatriotic if I highlight only the other (ugly) side of Malaysia. Well, like all sales pitch, if the salesman only tells you all the positive things, you naturally doubt him, right? For the positive side of Malaysia, you can visit Tourism Malaysia's website. For example, the main attraction of Visit Malaysia Year 2007 campaign is the ‘Eye on Malaysia’, a giant ferris wheel. It is built at the cost of RM30 million (complement of the tax payers again) and it will cost an adult RM15 and a child RM8 for a 12 minutes ride.
See you at the ‘Eye on Malaysia’.
Tourists from 3rd world countries, beware!
“The Penang Tourism Action Council had received a complaint on Tuesday that an immigration officer was rude to two Indonesian women at the Penang International Airport. The two women had claimed that on arrival at the airport, the officer rudely asked them why they planned to stay so long in Penang. When the elderly woman answered that she was here to undergo medical treatment for cancer, she claimed the officer replied ‘Indonesia no doctor ah?’ She was very taken aback with such a question,' he said.”
This incident confirmed my perception regarding the 3rd class treatment towards nationalities from developing countries (eg. Indonesia, Bangladesh) by front line staff such as immigration officers or flight attendants of Malaysia Airlines System (MAS). A Caucasian tourist will never (I repeat, never) receive such treatment. I'm not sure whether the strength of a country’s currency has a direct correlation with the level of customer service provided or is it the master-slave mentality?
Note : Malaysia was colonized by the British, Portugese, Dutch & Japanese once upon a time. Ask any Malaysian student which is their 1st choice of country to pursue their undergraduate study.
Hint : Caucasian.
Friday, January 5, 2007
Official Air Transport of "BolehLand"
The press coverage of MAS reminded me of an incident I happened to observe in a MAS flight from Kuala Lumpur to Dhaka last year. While preparing for take off, a distraught Bangladeshi asked help from the stewardess. As the stewardess was too busy getting ready to take off, she told the Bangladeshi off. Her facial reaction reaffirmed that point. My colleague and I were shocked by her treatment towards the Bangladeshi. Then, being typical Malaysians, we rationalized that he deserved it because he is a migrant worker. With that observation, I concluded that if you are a migrant worker from Bangladesh, Indonesia, Myammar or third world countries, you will receive 3rd class treatment by MAS. However, if you are migrant worker or rather expatriate, from America, Europe or developed countries, you will receive 1st class treatment (even though you are sitting in economy class). So what if you are a Malaysian. Well you will receive 2nd class treatment (That’s what I call home advantage). Why not 1st class you may ask. Well we Malaysians have an unexplainable tendency to treat people from Europe or America better. I’m not sure it has anything to do with being colonized few decades ago. (Clue : Master – slave relationship).
A proud fact is MAS always win the Skytrax 5 star rating. Yet, I have never experience a 5 star rating service. I can bet no Bangladeshi has ever experience 5 star rating service too (Any Bangladeshi out there who beg to defer with me?). Then it dawn on me when I tried to seek the answers from Skytrax website. The market researchers probably surveyed caucasian passengers from developed countries. A truer and balanced survey would give the following results :
Malaysia Airlines Star Ranking
1. Cabin Staff Service
a. Economy Class - service efficiency
= 4 Stars (for caucasian passengers)
= 3 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia with titles such as Tan Sri, Dato, Datuk, Datin aka VIP)*
= 2 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia without any titles aka not Very Important Person)
= 1 Star (for passengers from 3rd world countries)
b. Economy Class - staff attitude & friendliness
= 5 Stars (for caucasian passengers)
= 3 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia with titles such as Tan Sri, Dato, Datuk, Datin aka VIP)
= 2 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia without any titles aka not Very Important Person)
= 1 Star (for passengers from 3rd world countries)
c. Responding to Passenger Requests
= 5 Stars (for caucasian passengers)
= 3 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia with titles such as Tan Sri, Dato, Datuk, Datin aka VIP)
= 2 Stars (for passengers from Malaysia without any titles aka not Very Important Person)
= 1 Star (for passengers from 3rd world countries)
* Malaysians are a class conscious society. The consciousness is probably due to the remnants (or legacy) of the British colonial masters. These titles are similar to the British tiles such as Sir, Lord, Baron, Knighthood and the list goes on.
Fear not my fellow Malaysians, if you don’t resemble a white man or woman or don’t possess any title of nobility, the way out is get a title. However, before doing that, you may want to read this information.
Good luck on your next flight. Going beyond expectations.
Christmas Bus Returns
P/S, Tip to Aeroline : You will have me as a repeat customer if you introduce a loyalty program that I value. Bolehtak?
By the way, did you calculate the Customer Lifetime Value of Alan Khi? You may want to include my partner, (future) children and parents.